BOBBY FISHSCALE: SCALES DON'T HAVE NONE OF THAT GRIP

This here's a yarn 'bout Bobby Fishscale, see? He was a slippery character, always hustlin'. But he had one problem: scales ain't got no clutch. Like when he tried to convince that dame to give him her dough, those scales just failed to hold. And when it came to a scrap, Bobby's scales were about as useful as a chocolate fireguard. He was more lik